Monday, July 13, 2009

OH! My TESTOSTERONE.....


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Oh My Testosterone...

by. Jayson D. Zulueta


Oh! my Testosterone
You're one of the greatest hormones
I've ever known
You always keep a reason
for everyone to hold on..

It could be synthesized by men
By the interstitial cells of the testes
It could be synthesized by women
by the adrenal glands and ovaries

Oh! my Testosterone,
You give me a reason to be turned on
It tends to increase at onset of puberty,
And totally stops at the age of eighty..

This hormone aids the physician
for the early diagnosis of the patient
In male, impotency, hypogonadism may be detected.
In female, hirsutism and ovarian cancer may be suspected.

Oh my Testosterone, You're the one
which gives me a reason to go on
You're responsible for the beard and body masculinity of males.
You contribute to the enlargement of genitalia for females.
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12 comments:

  1. AubreyJuly 14, 2009 at 1:46 AM

    hi, your poem is nice... it gives us an overview on what testosterone is and it was creatively created.. Good job... Keep it up...

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  2. juLliUsJuly 14, 2009 at 5:41 AM

    oh my!
    very nice work,
    testosterone really fits you,
    hahaha

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  3. kim drew ®July 14, 2009 at 5:56 AM

    This poem makes me sick every time i read it. But anyway it is a job well done. Good job Zulu.

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  4. ethelJuly 14, 2009 at 6:51 AM

    I think your post fits your personality =).
    The poem is very concise yet very informative it is truly a help for all readers and interesting.

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  5. diarowenaJuly 14, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    oh my!
    huh,nice post Mr.Zu,
    it is informative to the reader.

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  6. michaelangeloJuly 15, 2009 at 3:46 AM

    this poem is really created with wit and passion... nice poem... OMT (oh my testosterone) hehe.. good job

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  7. KristineKretelJuly 16, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    nice job.. the content is exactly what im looking for on your topic.but please, give it a good ending. it's still hanging.

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  8. Jena IsleJuly 18, 2009 at 2:32 AM

    Lol, your classmates have you on this one. It's a "funny" poem. You could add more information.

    See me for some typos and errors.

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  9. eryLLJuly 18, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    OMT OMT! (ika nga ni micheal)
    Magnificent poem. i agree with KK that it needs a nice ending.
    OMT OMT!

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  10. zorloneJuly 27, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    You have a different take with regards to the presentation of this topic. Cool! The big fonts sure look like you were using your testosterone!

    Z

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  11. applejoy04July 30, 2009 at 4:58 AM

    pare,lol...ahaha...lol..... ahaha...lol...nice! keep in touch..love it.. very nice poem ;)

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  12. JanSeptember 1, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    Your testosterone is amazing. I thought it was going to jump off the page and strangle me. It's a good thing the interstitial cells of my self control managed not to break. lols. Nice combo of usefulness and fun.

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